Pssst… over here… did you see this?
Ack! I love it! Ooh, I so want to make that! Clockwork, good name.
Right, let’s go toss the stash RIGHT NOW!
Yeah! No. Wait. What about all the other stuff I have to finish?
What stuff? Who cares? I need that shawl! C’mon, it will be fun to start something new!
You started a dishcloth yesterday, remember? That needs to be done by tomorrow?
Totally unfair, that dishcloth is way bigger than that now! And it’s a dishcloth – so doesn’t count.
Ok then, what about the sweater that you’ve been promising to finish for years now? It just needs a sleeve!
Right! Just a wee little sleeve! No reason not to get going on the shawl! And what about all the stuff I have finished lately? Punky’s mitts?
That so cool skull scarf?
Wasn’t that scarf an impulse knit too?
So? Look how nice it turned out! I’m gonna go stash shop for Clockwork.
You want to stash shop? You want to cast on? How about shopping for and casting on those two remaining Christmas gifts you have to do? Those are new projects too you know.
Oh fine. You really are no fun. But as soon as I get one of those gifts done I am starting Clockwork! Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go find the yarn for Mik’s socks. (By which I mean I’m going to see what I could make that shawl out of. Shhh… don’t tell her!)